September 2010
8 posts
somewhat embarassing to admit this.
but i never learned how to ride a bike as a kid. my older siblings tried to teach me, but i lost intrest in learning after my sister pushed me too hard and caused me to fall face first into the gravel driveway (an hour before a ballet recital)… i know… i was kind of a pussy when i was a kid… also, my parents weren’t too keen on teaching me how to ride anyway because the...
super sick.
trying to use the neti pot, but my nose is too fucking stuffed up for it to work.
bite me, allergies.
2 tags
so i am starting to think morgan and i are going...
this may be one of the better choices i’ve made in a while.
my name is ali, and i can not have nice things.
so a little while ago, i dropped my cell phone in a bucket of mop water. i dried it out, and it was totally usable. great right? you bet, until i put some vitamin water in my bag when i went on a hike with my friend chase, and it spilled in my bag, therefor causing damage to my phone.
thankfully, i have insurance, so 80 dollars and 24 hours later, i get a brand new phone. i haven’t even...
i keep
getting bitten by some fucking bugs. i love (and by love, i mean hate) how they seem to ONLY bite me on my tits, so all i do all fucking day is scratch my boobs.
great, guys. thanks a lot.